Crazy things.....

We Moms, we can say the craziest things and sometimes ask the craziest questions!
Here's just a few:
"How many times have I told you....?" /Like little Jr. really can count that high!
"What did I tell you?"/Like he heard it the first, second, or even the third time! Why test him with this question?
"Do you know where these shoes go?"/ Come on! He knows they go on his feet - where did you find them?
"Wait 'til your Dad gets home!"/ Listen, you know that Dad's gonna be too tired to deal with it and you think Jr. hasn't figured this out?!?
"If you don't eat your veggies, no sweets!"/ Have you seen the candy stash in their drawer lately. And don't you think they're gonna ask their Daddy as soon as they get a good, clear (of you) chance.
"Go pick up your room."/ You know that they really think this is a joke because they know they couldn't possibly lift their room!
"Go pick up your toys."/ This is the same thing as 'go play'.
"Would you stop making that noise?"/ This simply mean 'go make another one' to them.
"Would you hurry up and eat?"/ They answer this by going slower, just to hear you say it again.